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It's a wheat sale!

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04/16/2014 13:21:23

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04/16/2014 13:20:17

cadburycrazed:

I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can

cadburycrazed:

I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can

(Source: fuckyeahkylekiefer, via dudeistlibertarian)

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04/16/2014 13:14:10

(via dutchster)

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04/16/2014 13:07:03

Team Zelda!

(Source: parellas, via fairy-keiku)

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04/16/2014 13:06:55

(Source: aydenpearce, via fairy-keiku)

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04/16/2014 13:06:08

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap, via professorjoke)

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04/16/2014 13:04:45

New combined Bogleech Creepypasta Index

aardwolfpack:

blazing-forge:

aardwolfpack:

bogleech:

rad-roach:

bogleech:

I’ve decided to put both the 2012 and 2013 creepypasta entries, along with all my own spooky stories, together in a single mostly-alphabetical index.

YO IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A BUNCH OF KICK-ASS SCARY STORIES TO READ HERE YOU GO. There’s something like 200 creepypastas between both contests and they’re all gems. Make yourself some tea or coffee or whatever, set aside a few hours and go to town.

Actually over twice that - there are 422 stories!

That’s a little less than half of a thousand creepy stories and I still say even the least great entries I ever received are better than the majority of prior creepypasta.

So many stories, so little time.

And I will avoid them all, simply because I’ve seen the fucked up machinations of bogleech’s mind, and I’ve no intention of reading them in creepypasta format.

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04/16/2014 13:03:03

michelebachmann:

Ron Swanson explains taxes. [X]

(via dudeistlibertarian)

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04/16/2014 13:01:44

hrmphfft:

so I’ve come across my fair share of glitches in my short time playing skyrim, but I don’t think anything can beat the impromptu riverdance performance my followers just held

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(via dutchster)

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04/16/2014 13:01:01

dudeistlibertarian:

disneyyoungprofessionals:

The 16 Types

I just realized it would probably make sense to consolidate all of these into one post.

Ah good. 

INTJ is perfect. 

INTP, I guess that makes me Milo from Atlantis

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